she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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