Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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