If i could tip my vagina, i would.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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