singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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