at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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