To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i dont even know how to be here
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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