Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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