I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
