never play flip cup with pint glasses
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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