Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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