After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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