This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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