there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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