We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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