piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just gargled with NyQuil
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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