READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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