He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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