break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
