So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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