3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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