YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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