pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
