Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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