so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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