guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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