yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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