He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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