then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Pooping to opera.
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