and she was petting her beer can
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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