Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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