Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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