Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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