do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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