i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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