I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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