at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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