just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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