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what?
penguin condom
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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