Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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