when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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