Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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