we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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