and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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