How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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