So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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