it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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