singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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