He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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