i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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