Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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