Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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