is your mom at the bar?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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