Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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