She announced her abortion via fbk
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
