is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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