I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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