Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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